Awesome Sayings

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age.
The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures
." -George W. Bush

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

The road to success is always under construction.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed,
he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million
but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.


Sure God created man before woman.
But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West

Women get the last word in every argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.
An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.

~Elizabeth Metcalf


I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

A woman wears her tears like jewelry.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

~Helen Rowland


There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. ~Stephen Stills

It is because of men that women dislike one another


Brains are an asset, if you hide them. ~Mae West

Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man
who wishes that she were not. ~H.L. Mencken

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. ~Woodrow Wyatt

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.

Democracy

The only force that can overcome an idea and a faith is another and better idea
and faith, positively and fearlessly upheld.

As long as the differences and diversities of mankind exist, democracy must allow
for compromise, for accommodation, and for the recognition of differences.


Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia,
Santa Claus, and Heaven.

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.


Democracy means not "I am as good as you are" but "You are as good as I am."

America's support for human rights and democracy is our noblest export to the world.

ENVY

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.



ELECTIONS


Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.


Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote
against somebody rather than for somebody.

Where annual elections end, there slavery begins.